To those who do not understand or appreciate the title of this entry: my sincere apologies, please ignore my immaturity.
I'd like to take a moment and review the events of the past few weeks...
1. a few weeks ago, I met this girl and we became facebook friends that night. The moment our friendship was fb official, I wrote on her wall and it read "let the stalking begin..."
2. today, I wrote 7 comments on Amanda's wall in addition to the 5 wall posts I left.
3. One of those comments was "You have a very nice shower curtain"...Amanda has never given me a tour of her room.
4. my amazingness has been captured in 2 people's statuses (stati, perhaps, I don't know the correct plurality) in 24 hours
5. Annie and I had to take a friendship timeout last night for about 10 hours so we could each get our work done in a relatively reasonable amount of time
6. last week, I perused the internet for hours to find addresses of teachers I had in elementary school so I could send them letters. I did this with such ferocity that Tyra Banks is working on upping her fierce-factor.
7. since Saturday, I have hacked Annie's facebook thrice (aka 3x) to make her statuses super fun and slightly inappropriate.
8. I brushed my teeth in the gym and in the library today.
It seems as though I have gone stir crazy after having my facebook deactivated for a week. It seems as though I've had at least three cups of coffee a day since Friday...oh, wait, that's true. It seems as though I have no outlet for my obnoxious energy.
Truth be told, I'm a professional creeper. You only think I'm majoring in theology and social work...that's code for majoring in creeping.
Just sayin'
xoxoxo Em
P.S. I just drank more coffee. Yummmm.
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